Main Summary for "The World's Oldest (or Biggest) Baby"

 My wife, named Rebecca, wins a trip for two to some tropical island (Bermuda, the Bahamas, Jamaica or Barbados), and therefore, we have to leave our 4 children; William aged 15, Andrew aged 10 (or at least somewhere between 8 and 12), Wendy Anne aged 7 or 8 (or 2 or 3 years younger than the age I set for Andrew), and Carol Anne (who just turned 5 or will be in a few months) with Rebecca's parents who like with Ralphie from A Christmas Story, labors under the delusion that one of our little girls (most likely Carol Anne), is perpetually 5 MONTHS old rather than 5 YEARS old. 





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